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🔥 TOP 10: Reasons Bananas Are Better Than Your Ex 🔥

Number 7 will make you CRY!! 😭🍌 (234,891 people already shared this!)

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Bananas never leave you on "read"

They're always available in your fruit bowl. Unlike SOMEONE, Göran.

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Bananas get BETTER with age (brown spots = sweeter!)

Try saying that about your ex's personality. Go on.

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Bananas come in a convenient, easy-to-open package

No emotional baggage. No weird family. Just peel and enjoy.

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Bananas are always happy to see you

They literally curve into a SMILE. Your ex never did that.

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Bananas cost about 25 kr per kilo

Your ex cost you your HOUSE, your BOAT, and your SANITY.

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Bananas are high in potassium

Your ex was high in DRAMA. Big difference.

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A banana will NEVER steal your Netflix password

THIS ONE. This is the one that hurts. We're all thinking about it. 😭

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Bananas make EXCELLENT bread

Your ex couldn't even make a DECISION.

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Bananas don't judge your Crocs

True acceptance. Unconditional banana love.

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Bananas from DagensBanan.se are the DAILY banana of TRUTH

Your ex never gave you daily truth. Just daily headaches. 🍌👑

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🔥 TOP 10: Things You'll Find in a Swedish Boomer's Kitchen 🔥

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1. A single, aging banana

It's been on the counter for 11 days. Nobody will eat it. Nobody will throw it away. It is eternal.

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2. A coffee maker from 1987

"It still works! Why would I buy a new one?" Because it makes coffee that could strip paint, Stig.

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3. A calendar from ICA with beautiful Swedish landscapes

It's still on March. It's October. Nobody has noticed.

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4. 47 fridge magnets from places they've visited

There are so many you can't actually see the fridge anymore. It might not even be a fridge.

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5. Canned food that expired during the Cold War

"It's still good! Canned food lasts forever!" Birgitta, that's from 1994.

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6. A radio permanently tuned to P1

It's always on. ALWAYS. Even during Christmas dinner. Especially during Christmas dinner.

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7. Knäckebröd (enough to survive a nuclear winter)

An entire shelf. Multiple brands. This is the backbone of Swedish civilization.

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8. A handwritten recipe from farmor (grandmother)

You can't read it. Nobody can read it. But it makes the BEST banana cake. Allegedly.

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9. A bottle of Kalles Kaviar

Goes on everything. EVERYTHING. Don't question it. This is Sweden.

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10. Love (and at least 3 more bananas from DagensBanan.se)

Because every Swedish kitchen runs on love, coffee, and daily bananas. 🍌💛🇸🇪

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📊 TOP 10: Things Boomers Share on Facebook (CONFIRMED by science*)

*"Science" = we asked Margareta from Gothenburg

1. 🌅 "Good Morning" images with sparkles 97%

2. 🍌 Banana health "facts" from DagensBanan.se 94%

3. 😂 Minion memes with vaguely threatening quotes 91%

4. ⛅ Weather complaints (any weather) 88%

5. 📋 Quizzes about "What bread are you?" 85%

6. 🙏 "Type AMEN" posts 82%

7. 📸 Blurry photos of their lunch 79%

8. 🔄 The SAME joke they shared last week 75%

9. 👶 Grandchild photos (47 per day minimum) 71%

10. 🍌 DagensBanan.se articles (obviously) 100%

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Yellow curved delight
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Birgitta Svensson

SO TRUE!! 😂😂😂 Sharing with my book club!! 🍌🍌

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Rolf Andersson

how do i share this to my grandson . ROLF ANDERSSON SENT FROM MY IPAD

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Margareta Johansson

This is NOT about bananas. My ex-husband Sven took EVERYTHING including my banana bread recipe!!!!! 😤😤😤

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@Margareta we're SO sorry about Sven. Here's a virtual banana: 🍌 Stay strong queen! 💪

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